Monday, May 23, 2011

My moobs are under my dunlap

Well I had one of those moments. As I sat shirtless on the couch, drinking a large soda (yes i said soda) and wolfing down a Big Mac and fry, I looked down and saw what i have become: an out of shape sloven individual. It didnt really play out that way but that isnt far from the truth. Since prior to Easter I have been slovenly eating candy, fast food and drinking 2 sodas a day. Not being an active 16 year old anymore, my body tends to hold onto those extra calories and  promptly turns them into extra body insulation. Im not overweight by any means but rather have loss muscle tone. I am constantly reminded of this when I drive over a bump in the road and I begin to jiggle.  At least i can say I am not as large as i was when i was drinking beer every night, eating frozen pizzas and or chicken patties for dinner  (true story).

Trying to alleviate this issue i have been doing pushups every night since March.  I have seen my strength increase but have not lost much in the way of the moobs (manboobs). So now i have a new mission. Get into shape. I am now committing myself to continuing the pushups and will include situps and leg lifts. I want to tone up and at the same time gain strength. Look out ladies. Maybe in a year I will have the wash board stomach instead of the dunlap. My belly dunlap over my seatbelt.

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